The local satyr on call, imagine your middle school track coach...if your track coach was half goat.

What does he do? When not eating tacos whole (wrapper and all), or jumping head-first into a fight, this guy is the trusty backup when the demigods get into a scrap.

Noteworthy: He might be on the short side (5 foot zero), but Coach Hedge is a vital sidekick when things get rough. His handy baseball bat is always by his side, and he's not afraid to use it.