SUBJECT: Buzz Lightyear. Also known as Biff Lightspeed, Buzz Lightsnack, Ruzz Rightrear.

STATUS REPORT: All systems go.

DESCRIPTION: Interplanetary hunk. Mr. Universe. Action figure. The complete package. Has all the tools. You've seen him on TV, now he can be yours. Available throughout the tri-county area.

INTELLIGENCE: Needs batteries.

UNIFORM: Rigid construction of high-impact plastic. Bubble helmet.

EQUIPMENT: Voice sampler. Laser beam. Karate-chop action. Pop-out wings.

ORIGIN: Marketing department, commercial products division, television production company.

AFFILIATION: Star Command, Space Ranger Corps, Universe Protection Unit.

HOME BASE: Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.

DESTINATION: Sector Twelve, or to Infinity and Beyond, whichever comes first.

MISSION: Protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

RELATIONS WITH ALIEN TOY FORMS: Esteemed by all. Except for a strange, misshapen creature known as Woody.

PROGNOSIS: Turbulence ahead.