The most fearsome of creatures
on the face of the earth in prehistoric years, the Tyrannosaurus Rex
has been reduced
by time and fate to a plastic toy in search of an identity. Rex
is a meat-eater with a veggie mentality.
He worries ... about mold flashing, plastic corrosion, paint chipping,
and his pathetic little front legs, so useless on such a
proud and terrible lizard.
He agonizes over the arrival of new toys and how they might upset
the natural order of things in Andy's room. He stresses over the
depletion of the ozone layer, the global balance of trade, and
that smart-aleck rubber shark in the bottom of the toy box.
Hey, who's the dominant predator around here anyway?
Yes, we have seen the devolution of a once-mighty beast. It
took sixty million years, but Rex has gone from warrior ...